A couple convenience stores in my neck of the woods have been converted to Kwik-E-Marts to promote the upcoming Simpsons movie. I've driven by some of them, and observed the long lines to get in. My curiosity piqued, I braved the long lines to enter this store.

I like the Simpsons as much as anybody else, but what I really want to talk about is... the Forbidden Donut. You know which donut I'm talking about. The one advertised on all the posters (sometimes with Homer eating it). With it's ridiculous pink frosting and rainbow sprinkles, it looks like it should be in an animated feature.

Out of curiosity, I tried one.

OMG!!!

This must be what crystal meth is like. The donut melted in my mouth, and was an explosion of donut-ty goodness.

I can't stop thinking about this donut. I had one before writing this, and I'm going to get one after I finish typing this. I'm afraid that I'm going to need to take an eight-step program for recovering addicts.

Until then... if you guys want to continue seeing Young Cannibals, then send money so that I can support my donut habit.

JR